Golden Shower Leader

Golden Shower Leader

“America is being run by a mad man. When he doesn’t like what he hears, he dismisses it by saying it’s un-American and damning and it’s `fake news,’ but we know the truth. All thinking people do know the truth. Your job is difficult enough without being attacked by our lowlife-in-chief, that’s the name I […]

Blackholes – United States of Prisoners

Blackholes – United States of Prisoners

“[T]he prisoners had lost almost every feeling of humanity for each other;… self-preservation appeared to be their only wish.” – Thomas Dring, an American prisoner on board the British prison ship Jersey in the eighteenth century[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, In these cold winter days, your letters are a balm to my febrile mind. It’s true […]

FBI – A History of Incompetence

FBI – A History of Incompetence

“We can’t continue in this country with an intelligence agency with the record the FBI has….You have a record of an agency that’s failed, and it’s failed again and again and again.” – Thomas Kean, Co-Chairman of 9/11 Commission FBI headquarters in Washington D.C. Federal Bozos FBI agents failed to act on the warnings from […]

America – Nation of Secretive Bastards

America – Nation of Secretive Bastards

Dear Kim Moon-shine, If I had any lingering concerns about the logic behind North Livia pausing the ICBM missile tests, your latest letter (dt. January 22, 2018) dispelled all my doubts. Keep up with your Myunjin strategy and the imperialist dogs will ultimately cave in to your demands. Last month you asked me about the […]

America – Fentanyl Nation

America – Fentanyl Nation

“I don’t smoke dope for its own sake. It’s a road, not a destination. Sometimes I need just a little nudge to get me moving down the road.” – Nicotine (by Nell Zink)[1] “We’re becoming a drug-infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We’re not going to let it happen any longer.” – […]

United States of Greed

United States of Greed

“To those on Wall Street who may be listening today — and I’m sure there aren’t many of them — let me be very clear: Greed is not good….If a bank is too big to fail, it is too big to exist.” – Bernie Sanders[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, I’m happy to learn the Workers Party […]

Karma Gospel – Turbulent Times

Karma Gospel – Turbulent Times

“It is the duty of righteous men to make war on all undeserved privilege, but one must not forget that this is a war without end.” – Auschwitz survivor Primo Levi in The Drowned and the Saved[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, In a series of letters, I will highlight the soul of America, the imperialist nation […]

United States of Evil

United States of Evil

“I can tell you that I never disliked Ronald Reagan more than when I was in Russia and Belarus (Minsk). For whatever the old Soviet Union was, you can’t call it an evil empire. A depressed, oppressive third-world country but an evil empire that would take over the world? Never.” – Norman Mailer[1] Dear Kim […]

United States of Incompetence

United States of Incompetence

“The $283 million B-1B Lancer first rolled off the assembly line in 1988 with a state-of-the-art radar-jamming system that jammed its own radar. The $2 billion B-2 Spirit, introduced a decade later, had stealth technology so delicate that it could not go into the rain.” – New York Times, December 6, 2015[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, […]

Flint & Wilmington – Beyond Salvage

Flint & Wilmington – Beyond Salvage

Dear Kim Moon-shine, How’s the long-range 300-millimeter multiple-rocket-launcher system project coming along? American and South Livian officials are in a frenzy because of fears your 300-mm rockets will reach into U.S. military bases in South Livia. Given your enthusiasm for the project and the strong work ethic of your people, I will not be surprised […]