Paulie & Hennie – Alcohol Addicts in America

Paulie & Hennie – Alcohol Addicts in America

“Let me have three shots of Paulie, two shots of Peach Amsterdam and a pint of McCormick. I also want four #19 scratch lottery, five #16s, three #12s and then I want to play the Pick three and Pick four numbers.” – An American Sonderkommando alcoholic & lottery addict Dear Kim Moon-shine, Your letter gave […]

United States of Corruption

United States of Corruption

“There’s no corruption in America, only organized looting.”[1] – Estevanico “America has just entered an era of unprecedented corruption at the top.” – NYT Columnist and Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman[2] Dear Kim Moon-shine, You did absolutely the right thing in dismissing the minister of State Security, Gen. Kim Hon-wong. Have no misgivings. Hon-Won was hopelessly […]

Golden Shower Leader

Golden Shower Leader

“America is being run by a mad man. When he doesn’t like what he hears, he dismisses it by saying it’s un-American and damning and it’s `fake news,’ but we know the truth. All thinking people do know the truth. Your job is difficult enough without being attacked by our lowlife-in-chief, that’s the name I […]

Blackholes – United States of Prisoners

Blackholes – United States of Prisoners

“[T]he prisoners had lost almost every feeling of humanity for each other;… self-preservation appeared to be their only wish.” – Thomas Dring, an American prisoner on board the British prison ship Jersey in the eighteenth century[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, In these cold winter days, your letters are a balm to my febrile mind. It’s true […]

FBI – A History of Incompetence

FBI – A History of Incompetence

“We can’t continue in this country with an intelligence agency with the record the FBI has….You have a record of an agency that’s failed, and it’s failed again and again and again.” – Thomas Kean, Co-Chairman of 9/11 Commission FBI headquarters in Washington D.C. Federal Bozos FBI agents failed to act on the warnings from […]

America – Nation of Secretive Bastards

America – Nation of Secretive Bastards

Dear Kim Moon-shine, If I had any lingering concerns about the logic behind North Livia pausing the ICBM missile tests, your latest letter (dt. January 22, 2018) dispelled all my doubts. Keep up with your Myunjin strategy and the imperialist dogs will ultimately cave in to your demands. Last month you asked me about the […]

America – Fentanyl Nation

America – Fentanyl Nation

“I don’t smoke dope for its own sake. It’s a road, not a destination. Sometimes I need just a little nudge to get me moving down the road.” – Nicotine (by Nell Zink)[1] “We’re becoming a drug-infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We’re not going to let it happen any longer.” – […]

United States of Greed

United States of Greed

“To those on Wall Street who may be listening today — and I’m sure there aren’t many of them — let me be very clear: Greed is not good….If a bank is too big to fail, it is too big to exist.” – Bernie Sanders[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, I’m happy to learn the Workers Party […]

Karma Gospel – Turbulent Times

Karma Gospel – Turbulent Times

“It is the duty of righteous men to make war on all undeserved privilege, but one must not forget that this is a war without end.” – Auschwitz survivor Primo Levi in The Drowned and the Saved[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, In a series of letters, I will highlight the soul of America, the imperialist nation […]

United States of Evil

United States of Evil

“I can tell you that I never disliked Ronald Reagan more than when I was in Russia and Belarus (Minsk). For whatever the old Soviet Union was, you can’t call it an evil empire. A depressed, oppressive third-world country but an evil empire that would take over the world? Never.” – Norman Mailer[1] Dear Kim […]