Nonsense of American Exceptionalism

Nonsense of American Exceptionalism

“The United States of America is truly an exceptional country….But it is clear that something is wrong.” – JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon[1] “I believe with all my heart that America is an exceptional country — that we’re still, in Lincoln’s words, the last, best hope of earth.” – Hillary Clinton[2] “The United States is […]

Welfare – Only for Corporations

Welfare – Only for Corporations

“Companies don’t take care of communities anymore. It’s communities that take care of companies.” – Angelos Angelou[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine Kim Moon-shine, Manse! (Long Live Kim Moon-shine) The applause from your people at the end of the fifth Workers Party Congress was so loud it echoed in the halls of the U.S. State and Defense […]

Supersized Hogs in America

Supersized Hogs in America

“I, Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim July 1984 as National Ice Cream Month and July 15, 1984 as National Ice Cream Day, and I call upon the people of the United States to observe these events with appropriate ceremonies and activities.”[1] – U.S. President Ronald Reagan, Proclamation 5219, […]

Inglorious American Crackpots

Inglorious American Crackpots

“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming.” — Donald Trump (in a tweet at 11:24AM, November 7, 2012) Dear Kim Moon-shine, I feel your pain about the repeated demonization of your nation’s leaders as dangerous crackpots and whackos out of touch with reality. On several occasions, your father too expressed […]

Torture Fiends – An American Story

“I will light you up. Get Out! Now!” – Texas police officer Brian Encinia to motorist Sandra Bland at a traffic stop (she killed herself in a jail cell three days later)[1] “That boy was growing another head …. It was the most grotesque thing I have ever seen in my life …. All of […]

Black Friday For White Masters

Black Friday For White Masters

“The master’s rape of the bondswoman [female slave], however, was not merely an act of counter-insurgency; it was a profit-making phenomenon. By forcibly impregnating his bondswoman, the slaveholder increased the size of his slave labor force.” – Anthony W. Neal in Unburdened by Conscience[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, Your ‘man’ in the Pentagon passed on the […]

New STEM in America

“What’s the prison sentence for a teacher sleeping with a student?” – Google Search by Wisconsin School Teacher Sara Domres who had Sex with a 16-year-old student on several occasions[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, I am pleased with the emphasis the Democratic People’s Republic of Livia is placing on education. Kim, you are doing the right […]

Pornocopia Nation

“Pornhub is teaming up with top ranking adult studio Digital Playground in joining the ranks of Armstrong and Gagarin in pioneering a one of a kind mission to defy gravity, make history and push the boundaries of intergalactic “Sexploration” by filming the first ever sex tape in space.” – Pornhub’s Funding Pitch for “Sex in […]

America – A Vast Hookup Land

“They’re like flavors. Sometimes you want raspberry, then after a while you get tired of it, you want some strawberry.” Hollywood Film Knight of Cups[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, Darn, the Western media is at it again. They’re offended you wore a business suit at the fifth Livian Workers Party Congress.[2] Kim, ignore the idiots slandering […]

Ronald Reagan – A Senile Dolt

Ronald Reagan – A Senile Dolt

“In the wake of all the fluvial funeral obsequies that the media attached to Ronald Reagan’s earthly departure, I felt obliged to remark that he had been the most overrated president in American history and the second most ignorant.” – Norman Mailer[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, I’m happy with your move to appoint Ri Choon-shine as […]