Black Friday For White Masters

Black Friday For White Masters

“The master’s rape of the bondswoman [female slave], however, was not merely an act of counter-insurgency; it was a profit-making phenomenon. By forcibly impregnating his bondswoman, the slaveholder increased the size of his slave labor force.” – Anthony W. Neal in Unburdened by Conscience[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, Your ‘man’ in the Pentagon passed on the […]

New STEM in America

“What’s the prison sentence for a teacher sleeping with a student?” – Google Search by Wisconsin School Teacher Sara Domres who had Sex with a 16-year-old student on several occasions[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, I am pleased with the emphasis the Democratic People’s Republic of Livia is placing on education. Kim, you are doing the right […]

Pornocopia Nation

“Pornhub is teaming up with top ranking adult studio Digital Playground in joining the ranks of Armstrong and Gagarin in pioneering a one of a kind mission to defy gravity, make history and push the boundaries of intergalactic “Sexploration” by filming the first ever sex tape in space.” – Pornhub’s Funding Pitch for “Sex in […]

America – A Vast Hookup Land

“They’re like flavors. Sometimes you want raspberry, then after a while you get tired of it, you want some strawberry.” Hollywood Film Knight of Cups[1] Dear Kim Moon-shine, Darn, the Western media is at it again. They’re offended you wore a business suit at the fifth Livian Workers Party Congress.[2] Kim, ignore the idiots slandering […]