“We have a president who is delusional in many respects, a pathological liar, a somebody who’s trying to divide us up …. It is very harsh. But that’s the truth.”
– Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT)
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman Ms Lewinsky.”
– Former President & Serial Liar Bill Clinton
“There’s no such thing, unfortunately, anymore as facts.”
– Trump surrogate Scottie Nell Hughes dismissing the notion of absolute truth during an interview
“Sean Spicer, our Press Secretary, gave alternative facts.”
Kellyanne Conway, Counsellor to President Donald Trump
Dear Kim Moon-shine,
I just re-read your last note.
You make a good point on the enormous gap between America’s noble words and ignoble deeds.
American ideals, beliefs and goals are always lofty and high-minded.
Alas, American behavior is often despicable and cruel, so completely contrary to its professed ideals.
The low road is the most trafficked one in America while the high road stands deserted.
“The gap between the real and ideal poses a distinctive problem of cognitive dissonance,” the late Harvard political scientist Samuel Huntington wrote in American Politics: The Promise of Disharmony.
This cognitive dissonance has turned America’s hypocritical moral authoritarians into a nation of pathological liars, just one of many egregious flaws in the national character.
Lying is in the American DNA, an inalienable part of these savages whose loathing for moral rectitude is boundless.
Despite the preponderance of evidence that Donald Trump is a pathological liar, tens of millions of American Sonderkommandos still lie that the man is honest and trustworthy.
A Gallup Poll conducted February 1-5, 2017, reveals the extent of lying by millions of American Sonderkommandos. In the poll, 42% of Americans lied that Trump is “honest and trustworthy.”
Ever since the founding fathers declared “all men are equal” and then hypocritically allowed slavery to persist, the nation’s Shaitans have turned this land into a post-truth society.
In America, truth has always been relegated to the sidelines where its lazy eye watches lying factions squabble over issues small and big.
Facts are an unwelcome distraction from the desired narrative in the United States of Lies.
Right from the beginning, purveyors of lies have had a field day in a land hospitable to “terminological inexactitudes” (thank you, Churchill).
Fake news is not the phenomenon of 2017 but has been a part of the American landscape for over 200 years.
“There’s no such thing, unfortunately, anymore, of facts,” Trump surrogate Scottie Nell Hughes declared in November 2016 on the Diane Rehm show.
Another Trump adviser (Kellyanne Conway) went a step further with her bizarre defense of “alternative facts” in January 2017.
Without their constant lies, narrative control and fake news, Americans would be stripped off their civil veneer and exposed for what they really are — A gang of vicious savages and unparalleled barbarians with a rapacious appetite for mucho money, food, alcohol, violence and sex!
Most Americans are like Donald Trump.
If “Lying is second nature to [Trump],” as his Boswell Tony Schwartz told Jane Mayer of the New Yorker, it’s no different for the majority of American Sonderkommandos who may best be seen as mini Trumps in their lies, greed and crass behavior.
American Sonderkommandos lie about their age, affections, income, adultery, weight, resume (they call it padding the resume), virginity, wealth, penis length, character, breast size, height, qualifications, winning and losing.
Hymen repair, mommy makeovers, Botox injections, Brazilian Butt Lift, labiaplasty and other vaginal rejuvenation surgery tricks perpetuate the lie of enduring beauty and lasting sex appeal of American Sonderkommandos.
American Olympic swimmers vandalize property overseas and then lie about being robbed at gunpoint.
Lies on the witness stand have played havoc with people’s lives and gotten innocent folks like Luther Jones long prison sentences. The University of Michigan Law School’s registry of exoneration has found that lies played a role in over 950 instances of wrongful convictions.
“We’re so plagued with lying in the courtroom that it seems to have become just accepted,” Lake County (CA) District Attorney Don Anderson told the Associated Press.
American mendacity is a switch always turned on — at home, at work, in bed and even in the car.
Since American car drivers lie so much about traffic violations, fender-benders and other accidents, dashcam sales are now exploding.
America’s degenerate and murderous police officers lie relentlessly.
Irate Americans tired of constantly lying cops are forcing the shame of mini body cameras on police officers’ shirts. Cops are mad as hell about being forced to wear body cameras. The Boston Police Union even filed a lawsuit, thank God in vain, about the bodycams.
America’s leaders often lie about the Military-Industrial Complex to boost the weapons budget and cover up reports about wasteful expenses in the Defense Department.
These immoral beasts and bandicoots lie about their (non-existent) morals and (poor) values too.
When an American Sonderkommando opens his mouth, it’s usually for one of five reasons: To shove more food into his mouth, drool at the sight of something he covets, drink more alcohol, pop a pill for a miracle cure, or to Lie.
If American Sonderkommandos lie about the small things, our Sonderführers tell the Big Lies — Casus Belli (Reasons for War), Weapons of Mass Destruction, Racial Violence and Discrimination, Slavery, Social Security, Police Killings, Freedom, Unemployment, Democracy and Victory.
Do American Sonderkommandos take lying cues from their presidents (the über-Sonderführers) or is it vice-versa?
Right from the get-go, of this inglorious nation’s birth in the miasma of slavery, American presidents and vice-presidents have been Liars-in-Chief.
Founding father Thomas Jefferson’s life was one large lie given the huge hiatus between his high falutin rhetoric of liberty and equality, and the sordid reality of his total support to slavery.
Even the much worshipped liberal hero Franklin Roosevelt is considered a horrid liar by those who have studied him carefully.
New York Times reporter Turner Catledge who covered the FDR White House in the 1930s wrote: “Roosevelt’s first instinct was always to lie, but halfway through an answer, the president realized he could tell the truth and get away with it, so he would shift gears and something true would trickle out.”
Dwight Eisenhower lied about the U2 plane spying over the Soviet Union.
John F. Kennedy famously lied about not making any concessions to the Soviet Union to resolve the Cuban missile crisis.
Lyndon Johnson’s lies about Vietnam caused the deaths of 55,000 U.S. soldiers and countless Vietnamese warriors.
Idiot-in-Chief Ronald Reagan lied about Medicare, pollution, Blacks and, most infamously, about the Iran-Contra affair.
President Bill Clinton was a serial dissembler about matters big and small. The acme of lies of this serial adulterer came when he lied to the nation: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman Ms Lewinsky.”
A President like Jimmy Carter, who is relatively honest compared to his predecessors or successors, quickly loses favor with the American Sonderkommandos.
Barack Obama, the faux Black President and darling of liberals, is no exception to the lying über-Sonderführer.
Among Obama’s countless lies, the one that stands out is his promise to the people during the debate on his healthcare legislation aka Obamacare: “You can keep your doctor and health plan.”
Among the U.S. vice-presidents of the late twentieth and twenty-first centuries, Al Gore and Dick Cheney stand out for their mendacity.
Al Gore’s lies about inventing the Internet and inspiring Erich Segal’s Love Story and Dick Cheney’s falsehoods about Saddam Hussein possessing weapons of mass destruction have entered the Hall of Fame of Notorious Lies.
Eric Alterman’s book, When Presidents Lie, makes for fascinating reading about the terrible consequences of some presidential lies.
When it comes to lying, it’s hard to match the mendacity of American cops.
I wouldn’t be surprised if lying is part of the training at every police academy in America.
Police officers in America are such pathological liars that they’re now forced to wear body-cams.
In the last two decades, U.S. cops have been caught in so many lies while trying to explain away shootings and other instances of needless use of force. Police lies have forced cities to cough up millions in compensation to families of victims killed or assaulted by cops.
On multiple occasions, disgraceful police officers have shot and killed people in the back and lied that they were forced to shoot because the victims posed a danger to the cop’s life.
After a few days, a video surfaces and nails the police lies about the incident. The victim never posed a danger to the officer or the car was driving away from the police officer.
Jordan Edwards was 15-years old when he was shot by a White rifle-wielding cop (Roy Oliver) on April 29, 2017, when the car the Black kid was riding in was moving away from the cop. Initially, the Balch Springs Police department lied that the car in which Jordan Edwards was seated was driving toward police officer Roy Oliver forcing him to fire his rifle.
In Chicago, White police officer Jason Van Dyke on October 20, 2014, shot and killed 17-year-old Black kid Laquan McDonald and then lied that the boy lunged at him and refused to drop his knife. Dash cam video proved the cop was lying.
In North Charleston (SC), White police officer Michael Slager killed a Black man, Walter Scott, on April 4, 2015, by shooting him in the back and then lied that Scott was trying to grab his taser. A few days later, a video surfaced showing Slager shooting at Scott in the back. The video showed Scott was running away from the police officer when he was murdered.
It’s the same story of lies and more lies by White cops to justify their senseless killing of Blacks in city after city.
Great American Lies
Like Linda Blair’s dark green vomit in the 1973 Hollywood movie The Exorcist, lies fly out of the mouths of American Sonderkommandos in an ugly, unstoppable torrent.
Right from its birth and happy cohabitation with slavery, America was built on a foundation of lies.
Kim, I will highlight some of the most egregious lies and identify a sample of pathological liars from the American gospel of falsehood.
1. Colin Powell (at the United Nations on February 5, 2003)
“My colleagues, every statement I make today is backed up by sources, solid sources. These are not assertions. What we are giving you are facts and conclusions based on solid intelligence …. Numerous human sources tell us that Iraqis are moving not just documents and hard drives, but weapons of mass destruction to keep them from being found by inspectors….We know that Saddam Hussein is determined to keep his weapons of mass destruction, is determined to make more.”
Not content with uttering one massive lie about Iraq’s WMD, Colin Powell repeated the falsehood three months later in an interaction with reporters on May 4, 2003:
“I’m absolutely sure that there are weapons of mass destruction there, and the evidence will be forthcoming.”
Truth: No weapons of mass destruction were ever found in Iraq.
Colin Powell’s monumental lie at the United Nations was a key element of George W. Bush administration’s sadistic mission to attack and ruin Iraq. The war was a $3 trillion disaster, killed a million Iraqis, several thousand American soldiers, and unleashed chaos in the Middle East and created ISIS.
In June 2016, the hypocritical beast Colin Powell, an international disgrace for his monumental lie about WMD in Iraq, had the audacity to term Donald Trump a “national disgrace” and an “international pariah.”
Talk about the Black pot calling the White kettle black!
Why hasn’t Colin Powell fallen on his sword?
Oh, I suppose the shameless liar is busy giving paid speeches.
After all, in “exceptional America” great wealth, fame and success flow to the rats who Hear Evil, Say Evil and Do Evil. (For the American obsession with ‘evil,’ see section on Evil Schmucks.
2. Liar-in-Chief ——> Donald Trump
Utterly contemptuous of the Truth, U.S. President Donald Trump is such an inveterate liar that he effortlessly commands the title of the nation’s Liar-in-Chief.
Three million illegal voters, biggest ever crowd at his inauguration, one of the greatest victories ever, terrorist attacks not being reported, serious voter fraud in Virginia, California and New Hampshire, Obama’s citizenship, thousands of American Muslims dancing on the streets after 9/11, oh, the lies never stop with this racist lunatic.
During his 2016 presidential campaign against his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton, Trump’s lies never stopped flowing. Fact-checking web site PolitiFact found 70% of Trump’s statements to be mostly false, false or pants-on-fire (i.e., terribly false).
New Yorker editor David Remnick put it best on Trump’s lying: “Donald Trump, the Republican nominee for President, does not so much struggle with the truth as strangle it altogether. He lies to avoid. He lies to inflame. He lies to promote and to preen. Sometimes he seems to lie just for the hell of it. He traffics in conspiracy theories that he cannot possibly believe and in grotesque promises that he cannot possibly fulfill. When found out, he changes the subject—or lies larger.”
Trump lies so much that critics have now begun to use the term “gaslighting” to describe his disturbing behavior.
It’s no exaggeration to say that when Trump opens his mouth, you can be certain this pathological liar is about to drop another bizarre falsehood.
“If he doesn’t show more respect for the truth, most Americans may conclude he’s a fake President,” a Wall Street Journal editorial concluded.
3. American Sonderkommandos
Have a Nice Day. Have a Nice One. Have a Nice Weekend.
Every day in all corners of America, millions of Sonderkommandos monotonously drone, Have a Nice Day or Have a Nice One.
At the gas station, drug store, grocery store, liquor store, auto parts store and countless other American retail establishments, I hear this meaningless drivel and monstrous lie.
Selfish to the core, American Sonderkommandos don’t care for anyone save themselves. And if by chance should a customer really have a nice day, our retail slaves will kill themselves in a flash out of rage and jealousy.
4. George W. Bush on May 1, 2003
Mission Accomplished banner on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln.
Americans have so mastered the art of lying that they lie even without opening their mouth.
America’s disastrous attack on Iraq, a mission far from being accomplished, is a catastrophe the likes of which are seldom seen in the history of war.
Here’s an excerpt from George W. Bush’s ‘lying’ speech, delivered in front of the lying ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln:
“My fellow Americans, Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed. And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing the country. In this battle, we have fought for the cause of liberty, and for the peace of the world….Operation Iraqi Freedom was carried out.”
Less than four weeks after the infamous ‘Mission Accomplished’ speech, Private First Class Jeremiah D. Smith became the first U.S. soldier to die in an IED (improvised explosive device) attack in the Iraq war. And the American toll from IED and suicide attacks kept mounting and mounting in the mission unaccomplished.
Before Bush’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ lying photo-op speech on May 1, 2003, 104 American soldiers and contractors died in Iraq.
After Bush’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ speech, i.e., after combat supposedly ended, another 5,000 American soldiers and contractors and anywhere from 601,027 to one million Iraqis have died. Countless Iraqi children were orphaned, killed and maimed in the brutal American bombings.
5. Apple Co-founder Steve Jobs
I am “sterile and infertile.”
To avoid paying maintenance for his daughter Lisa Brennan (born from a relationship with Chrisann Brennan), Apple co-founder Steve Jobs lied that he was sterile and infertile until a paternity test proved otherwise.
By the way, Steve later had three children with his wife Laurene Powell Jobs.
So much for Steve’s claims about his sterility and infertility.
Even after death, this monstrous exemplar of arrogance and cruelty continues to be worshipped by tens of millions of American Sonderkommandos because of his vast billions.
6. Thomas Jefferson
“All Men are Created Equal.”
In a nation brimming with sadistic liars, the so called founding father Thomas Jefferson stands not just tall but towers over others.
Jefferson included the Mother of All American Lies ‘All men are created equal’ in the Declaration of Independence when slavery was thriving in America including on his Virginia plantation.
Slave owner, slave abuser and slave breeder, America’s second favorite Founding Father Thomas Jefferson had no compunctions about having young slave children on his Monticello estate whipped for not coming to work at his nail forge before dawn during winter.
So powerful is Jefferson’s ‘All men are created equal’ lie that 225 years later Barack Obama repeated it during his 2004 keynote speech at the Democratic National Convention.
Such is the love of American Sonderkommandos for the nation’s Founding Pedophile Thomas Jefferson that tens of thousands make the ‘pilgrimage’ to his Monticello estate every year.
7. Donald Trump on Racism
“I’m the least Racist Person.”
Donald Trump’s claim that he is the least racist person is easily among the biggest lies of 2016.
This is a man who’s advocated all Muslims be barred from entering America, described Mexicans as rapists and murderers, tweeted offensive, inaccurate information about Blacks and was late to disavow Klan leader David Duke.
There’s a reason Trump is racist – He has to pander to his outright racist White followers.
8. American Sonderkommando Women
“I wear a 36D Cup.”
American women are huge liars when it comes to their breast size.
Since all of America is obsessed with Bigger is Better when it comes to breasts, this fiction of I have 36D Breasts has endured for several decades.
Business is booming for America’s cosmetic surgeons and makers of any product that can be rolled into a big-ball inside a brasserie.
9. Capitalism is Awesome
A monstrous lie!
Everyday, American Sonderkommandos of all stripes and classes sing paeans to capitalism.
Our fools mock countries like Sweden, Canada, etc., thinking Americans have a wonderful deal in capitalism.
Alas, the truth is that America has the model of predatory capitalism where those at the top scoop all the cream and the rest get the dregs.
The Satanic Underbelly of American Capitalism is hopeless corruption where politicians work only for donors, hedge fund billionaires pay a lower tax rate than janitors, the sick are deprived of healthcare, wages are low, unemployment is high, outsourcing is inevitable and war is constant because defense companies must make monster profits.
10. American Leaders On Islam
“The U.S. is not at war with Islam.”
– President Obama in his address to the Turkish Parliament, April 6, 2009
This must be one of Obama’s big lies.
Who is he trying to fool.
Illegal surveillance by FBI and NYPD, nasty public comments of U.S. leaders, calls for profiling Muslims by politicians like Trump and official policies speak volumes about the “exceptional” nation’s gross intolerance toward Islam and its followers.